Review: Up in the Air (2009)

24 01 2010

At some point in the cinematic doldrums of late summer last year, stuck between a trailer for Jennifer’s Body and Gamer, I came across a preview for Up in the Air. Like a breath of fresh air, I found myself repeatedly returning to this trailer over the proceeding months believing that finally, “here is a film for someone like me.” Dramatic, but not overly so, with a touch of humor, and well-written dialogue that is smartly delivered; and, with fingers crossed, a deliciously satisfying happy ending (after all, the film’s director is Jason Reitman . . . aka Mr. Juno). Imagine my enthusiasm when I heard that Paramount moved up the distribution date for the film by two days . . . talk about a Merry Christmas!

After months of anticipation, I saw Up in the Air on Christmas Eve; and alas, there was very little merry about it. First off, no happy ending (no real ending at all, now that I reflect on it). Second, literally (and I’m not exaggerating here) every humorous line in the film made it into the trailer. Sure, I found some smart dialogue, but I could have saved my money and watched the trailer ad infinitum to the same effect. Yes, George Clooney was as winsome as ever and the supporting cast (namely Anna Kendrick and J.K. Simmons) gave compelling performances, but the film is a flat line. Clooney’s character, Ryan Bingham, may live his life up in the air (both literally and metaphorically), but his story arc fails to get off the ground. Don’t get me wrong, Bingham is pleasant enough and has a decent heart, but by story’s end we recognize that real life change has not occurred.

Of course, you may argue that the film’s ending leaves matters open to interpretation and I have obviously selected a more negative viewpoint of what Bingham will do next. Fair enough, but remember I went looking for a happy ending and the fact that someone with my propensity couldn’t see it makes me all the more suspicious of anyone else who does. Bingham may have allowed a small rekindling of hope with Alex (Vera Farmiga), but when she closes the door to return to her married life, we are shown little else to stay the belief that so too the entry to Bingham’s heart closed. I appreciate Reitman’s attempt to empower the viewer to “choose your own adventure” and to take the next step in life, but Bingham’s flat storyline does not have enough substance to bear-up such an elevated undertaking.

My fellow film critics want to make this a film about “moving on” in an age of recession-era joblessness. I appreciate their attempts to add some depth to a film filled with far more ideological departures than arrivals. Certainly, Up in the Air is filled with more than hot air, but it fails to hit the heights claimed by some. In Good Company covers similar ground as this film, but does so with far more humor and grace. I recommend grounding Up in the Air and picking up In Good Company instead.





Review: Okuribito (Departures) (2008)

23 01 2010

Departures rightly deserves the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. In recent memory, I cannot recall a film that so adeptly portrays the dignity due to the dead and the respect due to the living. Departures tells the story of a young man, Daigo (superbly acted by Masahiro Motoki who conveys tomes with his face alone), who gives up his dream of playing the cello professionally and finds true artistry, and humanity, working as a Nokanshi – one who prepares bodies for burial.

Striking an appropriate harmony between humor and honor, the story infuses death (and life) with a meaning and significance often missing in Western films. Moreover, we find ourselves engrossed in this story not simply because it is so different from our own, but because in it we inherently recognize that here too is our story. We all are certainly more than mere mortals; yet, death shall come. Departures helps us find peace with our mortality and get about the business of living.

Along with its compelling story, this film has an amazing musical score by the John Williams of the east, Joe Hisaishi (who also composed the music for Spirited Away). The cello theme throughout strikes a beautiful accord with the movements of the protagonist on screen. In addition to the stellar soundtrack, the lensing is phenomenal especially during the burial preparation scenes (of course, it doesn’t hurt that the ceremony itself is beautiful). I admire the director’s choice of shooting most of the action in homely spaces because, as we find, the beauty of death is that it’s not separate from normal life but another natural part of that reality.

My only gripe with the film, and it’s a minor one, is the decision to shoot Diago playing the cello out in middle of nature . . . while it makes for great DVD cover art, it seemed out of place. Of course, the fact that he is playing on a narrow raised plain might represent that he, through his art (be that music or Nokanshi), is ushering the dead from one land to the next. Still, I think the symbolism too far afield from the story at hand.

If you have a propensity to avoid foreign films due to subtitles, or because they are so, um, foreign, I implore you not to miss Departures. Rare cinematic gems like this come along so infrequently. I guarantee you that even at 130 minutes, you will watch this film to the very end and you will be richer for having done so.





Review: Buddy (2003)

18 01 2010

In Blake Snyder’s book “Save the Cat!: The Last Book on Screenwriting You’ll Ever Need,” he notes how when a character in a film saves a cat or undertakes some other likeable deed, we as the audience are more apt to root for the character and be invested in the film. While dog lovers may beg to differ, I think Mr. Snyder is on to something here. Case in point–Buddy. Here is a film that succeeds to the degree we like the main characters. And we do like them . . . a lot.

Take the character of Kristoffer (played wonderfully by Nicolai Cleve Broch) who is in many ways a self-centered, self-absorbed prat. Yet, with a surprise birthday party for buddy Stig Inge or a slight nudge of his best friend Geir toward embracing fatherhood, we see someone who has a sincere heart even if he gets it wrong now and then. We can forgive the slip-ups because in the savings of the cats, we see someone who at least wants to want to be a great friend.

While Buddy is a Norwegian film, this story about three friends learning to be just that has universal appeal. Certainly, the film has its predictable moments, the cinematography bores, the soundtrack limps along, and the set decoration does little to inspire. A cinematic masterwork it is not; yet, Buddy does engage. I desired nothing more than to watch it to the very end and nowadays that’s saying a lot.

Truthfully, I think we love TV sitcoms, reality shows, vampire novels, and books about teenage wizards because we like characters. We would watch people dig up worms in the mud pits of Maine, if we liked the folks doing the digging. Of course, most of us like our villains and bad guys too, but ask us who’d we prefer to hang out with next weekend and 99.9% of us would pick the Buddy saving the cat.





Review: Trucker (2008)

17 01 2010

Screenwriting seems fraught with challenges and knotty realities. I’ve grown to appreciate this more in recent days as I’ve made my own meager attempts at undertaking this craft. One particular challenge, it seems, is the ability to write something realistically, or at least truthfully, so that it seems natural, organic, and true to life. So much screenwriting today seems formulaic as if the writer was merely attempting to connect dots to move characters from here to there with little actual concern for what the character would, in fact, do or say at any given moment. Now, on one hand, it’s ridiculous to assert that a fictional character could do or say anything without the writer writing it that way. While practically this is true enough, you feel differently on this point when a character does something that serves the screenwriter in moving the story along, but in your mind you think, “Really? . . . Would he really do that?”

I say all of this in preface to my review of Trucker to highlight why I think it a unique film. Certainly, the storyline itself isn’t particularly revelatory (i.e., purposefully distant parent is forced to reexamine her heart and attitudes when long-lost child is thrust back into her life); yet screenwriter James Mottern has crafted his story in such a way that the characters (especially reluctant mother Diane Ford played by Michelle Monaghan) do, say, and exist as real people do, say, and exist. Mr. Mottern gives his characters space and freedom to make choices, stumble about, and find (or lose) their way.

Does this mean that, finally, here is a film that lacked predictability? Yes, I think it did as far as the individual choices the characters made from one point to the next are concerned. I found myself continually intrigued by decisions or statements made by the characters (likely because they were, at least outwardly, quite the opposite of what I would do or say). Yet, I always knew where the story was headed. At first this frustrated me because I felt I had “seen it all before.” And while it’s true that the plot covers well-traveled cinematic ground, I couldn’t shake my curiosity over the small moments in the journey. I give much credit to Michelle Monaghan who embodies an amazing blend of confidence, brokenness, and desperate need. This film succeeds because she bears her soul scene after scene, but covers it brilliantly with a thin coat of truck grease attitude.

Trucker may have adequate lensing, an uninspired soundtrack, and a predictable over-arching plot, but if you enjoy character studies or simply real people being, um . . . real, then you may want to hitch a ride with this film. At the very least, Michelle Monaghan’s performance deserves to be seen. I also suspect that along the way you’ll find a bit of yourself in the corners of these characters’ lives and you may just be touched.





Intermission: Best Films of the Decade

27 12 2009

Developing a “Best of” list seems like the height of arrogance to me.  Even my greatest effort to maintain an objective mind in selecting the ten best films of the decade will necessarily be sabotaged by what I have seen.  For me, this means documentary, Sci-fi, and horror films will receive short shrift.

Why then develop such a list?  Truthfully, because I was flabbergasted by a similar list produced by John Serba, film critic for The Grand Rapids Press.   You can read his top ten choices here.  For someone who reports seeing thousands of films throughout the course of the decade, Mr. Serba’s list is surprisingly narrow.  Clearly he has a bent toward fantasy films and Pixar movies.  He has been bedazzled by visuals equating the unique and quirky with the best.  With the films selected below, I attempt to balance Mr. Serba’s leanings with character-driven stories.

Of course, the films any reviewer selects for such a list will say much more about that person than he or she would likely care to admit.  I’m not sure this is a bad thing.  The wonderful thing about film, and the arts in general, is that our taste for certain images and stories is a reflection of our souls and thereby immeasurably helpful in raising our self-awareness and in revealing ourselves to those around us.  That said, I wonder what the following best films of the decade say about me?

#1
Film: Slumdog Millionaire

Director: Danny Boyle
Year: 2008
Country: United Kingdom

#2
Film: The Departed

Director: Martin Scorsese
Year: 2006
Country: United States of America

#3
Film: Brokeback Mountain

Director: Ang Lee
Year: 2005
Country: United States of America

#4
Film: Amelie (
Le Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain)
Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Year: 2001
Country: France

#5
Film: Wall-E

Director: Andrew Stanton
Year: 2008
Country: United States of America

#6
Film:
The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen)
Director: Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
Year: 2006
Country: Germany

#7
Film: The Pianist

Director: Roman Polanski
Year: 2002
Country: Poland, France, Germany, and the the United Kingdom

#8
Film: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Director: Peter Jackson
Year: 2001
Country: United States of America

#9
Film: Tsotsi

Director: Gavin Hood
Year: 2005
Country: South Africa

#10
Film: Lars and the Real Girl

Director: Craig Gillespie
Year: 2007
Country: United States of America

Honorable Mention (In alphabetical order)

Film: Billy Elliot (2000)
Director: Stephen Daldry

Film: The Chorus [Les Choristes] (2004)
Director: Christophe Barratier

Film: Cinderella Man (2005)
Director: Ron Howard

Film: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Director: Michel Gondry

Film: Finding Neverland (2004)
Director: Marc Forster

Film: In the Bedroom (2001)
Director: Todd Field

Film: Joyeux Noël (2005)
Director: Christian Carion

Film: Ratatouille (2007)
Director: Brad Bird

Film: Seabiscuit (2003)
Director: Gary Ross

Film: Stranger than Fiction (2006)
Director: Marc Forster





Review: The Blind Side (2009)

24 12 2009

Have you ever walked into a movie theater with high expectations for a significant cinematic experience only to find that your expectant posture sabotaged any real opportunity to enjoy the film? This happened to me with Good Will Hunting and it has occurred once again with The Blind Side. The question, “Have you seen Blind Side yet?” almost became comical as I played my mental game of trying to prognosticate who and under what circumstances I would be posed that question on any given day. Of course, the real damage wasn’t the asking, but the follow-up statement, “You’re just going to love it.” I have seen The Blind Side, and, no, I didn’t love it.

I didn’t hate it either. I found it mediocre at best. Part of the problem was I knew too much of the story going in. Combine this with predictable lensing, an uninspired soundtrack, and uninteresting scene decoration and the result: boredom.

Now, I do have one and a half praises for the film. My one praise goes to the thespians who made canned dialogue and significant pauses work to their favor. While Sandra Bullock still pretty much plays herself in this film, she has taken her “funny, but kind” character to a new level by adding a layer of no-nonsense attitude that may just be the closest thing we ever see to a break-out from her. True, we also saw it in The Proposal, but perhaps 2009 is her year to display a new “comical, but tough as nails, kindness.”

As for the rest of the cast, I did laugh along with Jae Head who provides comic relief as young S.J. Tuohy. He is clearly a first-rate child actor who does the best he can with cookie-cutter scenes that leave little opportunity for any real spontaneity. The actor most worthy of mention, however, is Quinton Aaron who portrays Michael Oher. He works silences, smiles, and a well-placed piece of dialogue like a seasoned veteran. I look forward to seeing him in future roles.

I offer my half praise for the film’s strong family values. While it is certainly refreshing to see a family-friendly film that tackles a challenging subject, I couldn’t shake my frustration that such fare always seems artistically bland. Are families settling for mediocre art for the sake of some higher moral? Pixar has proven that quality film-making and strong family stories can play nice together, so one must wonder why producers of live-action cinema haven’t quite mastered a weave of these two realities?

Should you see The Blind Side? Certainly. It stands as another worthy addition to the string of recently released “hopeful” films, which I, for one, look forward to seeing more of. Significant cinema, however, it is not.





Review: Bella (2006)

21 12 2009

Ah, Bella, the movie everyone seemingly loves, and I found tolerable at best. First things first, I hated (hated!) this film’s editing. Did the director really believe that by jostling the story’s chronology or throwing in a few weird insert shots, the audience would be surprised by its ending? From the 15-minute mark on, I found the film increasingly frustrating as it reached its supposedly shocking and touching climax. Call me hard-hearted, but I have a serious dislike for “message movies.” I appreciate that attempts were made to make this movie about the characters, but simmering below every line of dialogue, every glance of the eyes, and every touch of the hand was a pro-life stance that sabotaged any chance the actors had in producing something like true spontaneity or sincerity. Throughout the course of the film, I couldn’t shake the sense that the characters knew the story’s ending well before they made choice number one.

Yes, I recognize that most films have a message of one sort or another. Perhaps my concern with Bella is not so much that it has a message, but that this message seems paramount instead of secondary to what is happening with the characters. I guess I find it easier to give grace to those films which give their characters a bit longer leash. The result of not doing so is that we end up with performances like those in Bella. Clearly, the two main actors (Eduardo Verastegui as Jose and Tammy Blanchard as Nina) show strong acting capabilities, but Ms. Blanchard is perpetually stuck on the verge of tears throughout the film and poor Eduardo must hid himself behind a ridiculous beard as if showing his face would make any less obvious his ulterior motives.

While far better than other message movies like Facing the Giants or Fireproof, Bella never soars beyond its narrow plot. I give the producers credit for hiring strong and likable actors, and for making an attempt to break out of the message mode. The film’s predominant use of natural light may have been its greatest asset in freeing itself from a lack of genuineness. Still, try as it might, Bella never escapes its contrived script.





Review: 4 luni, 3 saptamâni si 2 zile (4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days) (2007)

12 11 2009

4-months-3weeks-2-daysI found myself deeply disturbed by 4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days. Yes, because it’s graphic in its display of the abortion act, but also because every scene and every character seems cold, hidden, and hard. Granted, Romania in the 1980s certainly lacked soft edges, but the manner of the film’s stark cinematography and the abrupt dialogue and actions of the characters regularly stunned me. Right down to its hard, unremarkable ending, I struggled to find a corner in this film where I could grieve for characters who were clearly suffering, but had grown used to hard lives and grim choices. Yet, hidden beneath its rough exterior, this film poignantly captures something of true friendship — the laying down of one’s self for the sake of another.

Special credit belongs to Anamaria Marinca, who plays her character Otilia with a remarkable blend of calm and business-likeness in spite of the fury clearly brewing beneath her skin. A truly breathtaking performance that probably deserves a second viewing, if only a person could suffer watching this film another time. Much like Vera Drake, 4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days makes a compelling argument for why abortion is not a solitary choice and often has a profound impact on one’s community.

While watching this film was an eye-opening experience for me, and as much as I’d like to recommend that all teenagers see this film, I realize it’s a difficult film better suited for art house theaters than a classroom or a lazy Friday evening after a long week of work. For those interested in the subject matter or who are looking for something completely different from American movies, I encourage you to consider this finely crafted, somber piece of European cinema.





Review: Låt den Rätte Komma In (Let the Right One in) (2008)

2 10 2009

Let the Right One InI have no right reviewing a vampire film. And, no, I don’t think seeing Twilight increases my credibility within this particular genre. Still, in an attempt to broaden my cinematic palate, I undertook a viewing of Let the Right One In; the result: a slight positive tingling in the taste buds. In spite of its laboriously slow pace, I found the film absolutely fascinating. The use of darkness and light, while likely not new for a vampire film, struck me as being both beautiful and horrific. The breathtaking cinematography, while not uncommon for a Swedish film, took on a whole new power for me here when deep red blood struck the brilliant white snow.

Beyond the film’s mesmerizing visuals, the thing that kept me chomping away at the neck of this story was the emphatic and genuine performances from the movie’s young leads — Kare Hedebrant as Oskar and Lina Leandersson as Eli. Both appear as actors for the first time here and their purity and innocence works marvels in contrast with the dark acts they undertake in pursuit of companionship.

In the DVD extras, director Tomas Alfredson notes that his film could be interpreted as having either an encouraging or discouraging ending depending on what the viewer believes will become of the future relationship between the protagonists. With my happy-ending mentality, it won’t come as a surprise that I found the film somewhat uplifting in spite of the gore and horror I struggled to stomach throughout. I’m glad I let this film in, even if I think it too gruesome to recommend to most. If you love small stories or are weary of the same-ole, same-ole in your cinematic diet, you might also do well to bite into this vampire tale.





Review: Cidade de Deus (City of God) (2002)

27 09 2009

City of GodI clearly see the attraction of City of God with its gripping characters, gritty backdrop, and violent turns. All this, and based on a true story to give it that added respectability. I wanted to like it because I recognize the value of the film as a work of cinematic art. Rarely have I seen a film so conscious of space and surrounding, and so willing to let the camera invade that space. I can’t say that I remember a specific instance in the film when the camera bumped into an actor or a part of the set decoration, but I felt very much that it could and that it rightly wouldn’t be edited out.

One might characterize the cinematography as “gritty” or “real,” but whatever you call it there is no doubt it makes for a compelling and engaging visual experience. Cinematographer Cesar Charlone rightly earned an Oscar nomination here. And alongside Mr. Charlone, I want to give credit to the film’s editor Daniel Rezende (also nominated for an Academy Award) who immaculately pulled together a very complicated story and made it understandable.

Appreciating City of God as a wonderfully crafted piece of art only makes the following admission more painful — I did not enjoy this film very much. Now, there is a certain part of me that understands that difficult films about hard places and gruesome realities perhaps shouldn’t be terribly enjoyable; yet, a tension exists because my pride says I should do more than recognize good art, I should enjoy it. I think a significant reason why I didn’t connect with the film is because the characters and their stories were so “other” than my own. Of course, we’re all human, but I struggled to relate to these particular humans and this left me unanchored to the narrative. At the end of the day, perhaps I have to treat City of God like I do a Salvador Dali painting — to stand in awe of its artistic mastery, but aloof from its subject.

To those interested in cinematic art, especially first-rate camera and editing work, City of God is required viewing. For everyone else, skip it and see Sin Nombre instead for, while equally violent in parts, this film has significantly more heart.





Review: Diarios de motocicleta (The Motorcycle Diaries) (2004)

23 09 2009

The Motorcycle DiariesBefore you call me heartless for not loving this seemingly poignant film about a man who in discovering social injustice finds himself, bear in mind that my gripe is not with the subject of the film, but the manner in which it is told. I actually found the last 30-minutes of the movie quite moving, and I think this had much to do with the fact that the main characters finally stopped moving. They planted themselves in one place and we finally had the opportunity to see a bit more of the human face of inequality and prejudice that may have greatly impacted them, but rushed by us in the first three-fourths of the film.

This film actually has quite a few qualities in its favor. It has breathtaking cinematography and captures exquisitely almost every possible land form and climate. The strength of the acting is also commendable especially considering how little the characters say throughout the course of the film. This is one film where I actually longed for more dialogue and believe this would have benefited the film, especially during the long, laborious first half.

While I want to give the filmmakers credit if their aim was to reflect the long pauses likely to accompany a motorcycle trip across a continent, I would also like to remind them that this sort of thing generally makes for bad entertainment. Yes, label me a typical “American” with a 15-minute attention span, but I’ve seen enough films to appreciate that even slow, plodding dramas do not have to feel that way. Unfortunately, The Motorcycle Diaries is not one of these films.





Review: Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

22 09 2009

Slumdog MillionaireSlumdog Millionaire, like its predecessor Millions, is story-telling at its finest. Bravo to Danny Boyle for working hard to create films that tell good story. Yes, the movie does have a very typical Hollywood ending (and a typical Indian ending, for that matter), but there is a reason that this type of ending works. We (and I’d like to suggest all people here and not just Americans) want to believe that something better in life is possible . . . that the little guy who is honest and kind wins and that love is worth the risk.

This film works on so many levels, from acting to story design to cinematography. In the end, everything is working in unison to lift up the story and, in so doing, to lift us up. I dare say people were floating out of the theater. The film, thankfully, does not sugarcoat the world, but it does show that even in a very difficult situation love can be found and should desperately be sought. Congratulations to everyone involved in this fine film. This is the type of movie that honors me as the viewer. Thank you!





Review: Boy A (2007)

19 09 2009

Boy AAs the screen went black at the end of this deeply touching film, I had to remind myself to breath. Boy A tells a tale that can be best described in a single word . . . tragic. Oh, how I wanted a different ending — a story of triumph, hope, and change; redemption for a hard life, bad choices, and a broken spirit. Yet, the film teased with its glimpses of a new life, love re-awakened, healthy friendships formed. For its fine acting, first-rate cinematography, and gripping story, I highly recommend this film; but for its concluding hopeless and heartbreaking act, I can’t offer a single word of praise or endorsement.





Review: Pieces of April (2003)

13 09 2009

Pieces of AprilIf you love Patricia Clarkson as I do (and, seriously, why wouldn’t you?), then you’ve probably already seen Pieces of April; and if you haven’t, you should. Ms. Clarkson delivers a left-hook of a performance that adeptly weaves between bitter sarcasm and genuine care. From her first scene in the film to the final frame you will find yourself on full alert waiting for what she will say or do next. Sadly, I cannot say the same for Katie Holmes. While I wouldn’t go so far as to describe Ms. Holmes’ performance as flat, you could easily convince me that she is the most uninteresting character in the entire film. Me thinks this spells doom for a movie when your audience adamantly desires to see considerably less of the film’s title character.

As for other elements of the film, I recognize that Pieces of April didn’t have a substantial budget, but does this necessarily excuse its grainy picture and complete lack of soundtrack (well, actually it does, but can’t a boy want more)? I could have accepted the spotty lensing if the screenplay provided something more interesting to focus my attention on. Sadly, the story is replete with overly-contrived and, at times, nonsensical plot elements. Excluding Clarkson’s spot-on jaded humor, the film’s every attempt to gain a laugh consistently fails. Perhaps what I found most frustrating was the filmmakers’ regular attempts to illicit a particular response from me instead of just telling the story and letting my emotional chips fall where they may.

If you desire to bow down at the shrine of Patricia Clarkson, you could do far worse than Pieces of April (see All the King’s Men here). If, however, you come to this film hoping for some diamond-in-the-rough, Avant Garde piece of cinematic genius, you must prepare yourself for something more akin to fake pearls and a movie in the park. You won’t hate the film, but you also won’t be recommending it to your friends next weekend.





Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

10 09 2009

Transformers - Revenge of the FallenI’ll admit that I wanted to hate this film. After all, it embodies what I generally loathe about summer tentpole movies — all story-boarding and no heart. Well, that and it’s directed by Michael Bay. Yet, I must eat some humble pie here by confessing that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen will not only knock off your socks, but may be the most entertaining film of the summer.

Yes, yes, and yes the film highly exploits women (hm, can you guess the movie’s target audience?), but after Bay moves past posing Megan Fox on motorcycles you will laugh at this genuinely funny script filled with some great one liners (thank you John Turturro). Shia LaBeouf’s sarcastic naivete continues to work brilliantly here, and I cannot imagine a better actor for this role. Bravo also to Kevin Dunn and Julie White (LaBeouf’s parents in the film) who so run with their characters that whether in a serious moment or comedic one they remain authentic without missing a beat. Fox remains the weakest link among the thespians, but even her skills show improvement over the first outing.

Based on other reviews, I had a huge fear that Transformers 2 would be all machines and no humans, but thankfully that reality never materializes here. Yes, the film has no lack of CG, but these effects generally serve to enhance the human stakes and not detract from them. Plus, I have to honestly say, I found the special effects breathtaking. Like most, I did have my moments of visual overload, but I was having too much fun to care. If at all possible, you must endeavor to see this film in theaters in order to fully appreciate the wonder and splendor of its visual imagery.

If you’re anything like me, I encourage you to give Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen a second look. If you’re nothing like me, first, thank your lucky stars for that, and second, see the film again (but, honestly, you probably need little encouragement here . . . it didn’t make $400 million domestic without you).

I conclude with a word of apology to Mr. Bay who, in spite of the awfulness of Pearl Harbor, made a great piece of entertainment here. Sir, you have transformed a skeptic . . . now, please don’t screw up Transformers 3.